Grandmas getting auto-tagged ‘Grandmaster Flash’
A tumblr is documenting a widespread problem where grandparents using Facebook often get the tag recommendation ‘Grandmaster Flash’ when they type ‘Grandma’ into a FB status. The confused elderly people often don’t know what they are doing wrong, and in most cases don’t know who Grandmaster Flash is. One grandma then messages the hip-hop icon with the FB post ‘I didn’t mean to hit the grandmaster flash whatever that is’.
The folks who made your jetpack will help your fridge decide where you should fly to get the beer that’s calling you.
kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament
*It’s a machine-to-machine Internet of British Things, via Vodafone.
"Proactive Servicing" — probably wasn’t even meant as a euphemism, let alone as irony.